stuff

I found this hilarious hahahaha.

Chinese results on wednesday!

my life is average

The other night I was at the movies and saw a girl wearing Apple Bottom Jeans. I immediately looked to see if she was also wearing boots with the fur. I was disappointed to see that she wasn’t. MLIA.

Today, I was at Walmart and I decided to shout “Avada Kadavra!”. Someone on the next aisle shouted “Expelliarmus!” right after. It made my day. MLIA

Last night, I noticed my orange juice was going to expire the next day and it was 11:50 PM. I decided to stand by it in it’s last minutes, because I felt bad for not drinking it sooner. MLIA

Today I was watching Aladin. I had to go to the bathroom and right as I got up, the man talking in the beginning said, “No! Don’t go!” I sat right back down and watched the whole thing. MLIA

Today, I was going into my basement. I played some horror music on my iPod for effect. I got scared and left. MLIA

Today, I was staying at my friends house over night, and I just got out of the shower and was going to change in the guest room. I thought I’d be badass and change with the door unlocked. I then changed unnaturally fast. MLIA

Today, I stubbed my toe and said “Jesus!” really loudly. A guy near me hear and said, “Yes, my child?” I laughed for about ten minutes. MLIA

Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I’ve ever had at mass. MLIA

HAHAHAHA I SHOULD DO THAT TOO.

Today, school was a complete waste of time FML.

Mean Girls-Harry Potter-Twilight crossover (hahaha)

Voldemort kills Cedric Diggory (goblet of fire) but Carlisle found him and

brought him back as Edward :

I like this one! The guy who plays Cormac is quite hot! haha.

Voldermort: Let me tell you something about Dumbledore. We were best friends in middle school.

I know right? It was so embarassing. I dont even...whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out

with my first girlfriend Bellatrix who was totally gorgeous, but then she moved to Indiana, and Dumbledore

was like weirdly jealous of her. Like if i would blow him off to hang out with Bellatrix, he'd be like "Why didnt

you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why're you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which

was an all-boy pool party, I was like "Dumbledore, i cant invite you, because i think you're a homo." I mean i

couldnt have a homo at my party! There were gonna be boys in their bathing suits! I mean right? He was a

HOMO. So then his mum called my mum and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped

out of school because no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for high school, and all of his hair

was cut off and he was totally weird and now i guess he's on crack.

hi

i've decided to remain with blogger ok bye.

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