speak english or die

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

“Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.”

Haha. One O lvl paper down ^^ I will not comment on the papers cause i dont wanna jinx them haha. Very superstitious but i must take every precaution hahaha.

Oh you will never believe this but this morning i was already late for school so me and Evan were already chionging to school and we were almost there when i realised I FORGOT TO BRING MY IC AND ENTRY PROOF! Entry proof still can go school and print cause its only $1 but HOW TO TAKE O LVL W/O IC!

Soooo i ran all the way back home and dashed all the way up the stairs cause the lift was taking its own sweet time and dashed all the way back to school with evan. Wahlao even during my 2.4km i also never run so fast or put in so much effort hahaha. And while i was taking the paper sweat was pouring down my back. Like the shirt stick to your back kind -.- SO UNCOMFORTABLE but luckily the hall was damn cold.

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My mom (on the phone w/ my dad): How come I cant find you on SKY-PEE?
Me: Skype.
My mom: How come i cant find you on SKY-PEE?
Me: He wont understand you. Its Skype.
My dad: SKY-PEE? You mean Skip.

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In the car listening to 'Say' by John Mayer
-Lyrics: Say what you need to say, say what you need to say.

Mom: Sandwich you need to say, sandwich you need to say.
Me: …Sandwich? Don’t you mean “say what you need to say?”
Me: You have to listen to it more carefully!
Mom: -turns it up louder- …SEE, IT’S SANDWICH!

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Rape prevention tactics

Mum: When you go to dark places be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get raped it’ll take them longer and you can escape.

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Okay bye! Haha.