Everybody's gonna love today love today love today

This was probably how the four year old Mexican kid who was responsible for starting the swine flu contracted the disease:




But did you know that hundreds and hundreds of years ago, before there was so much advanced technology, a human managed to survive the swine flu?

Unfortunately, he was very badly affected. And no woman wanted to marry him, or even go near him for that matter. Disappointed, he gave up finding a potential partner as he knew no woman would ever love him and decided devote his life to his master.
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HAHA PWNZ
(The story above is fictional btw -.-)