Wednesday, January 14, 2009


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I guess i'll never see you again...and i find that im okay with that ^^

Seoul Garden after school with the girls on Monday! I can hardly wait...only because i've never eaten at Seoul Garden before! Hahahah, suaku or not you tell me!

Anyway Andy's quite good at POA leh actually. Hahaha he asked me during assembly if i could balance my balance sheet and i said no. Then he launched into a detailed explanation on why i couldn't balance my balance sheet after he saw my worksheet during assembly. Hahaha wtf. But then during the test i could balance my balance sheet! Is it because Andy taught me or because the paper was too darn easy? Hahaha.

Core geog today was really funny. After POA, Cuixia told me a cold joke the moment i walked into class....

Cuixia: Eh Alyssa, dont touch your calculator!
Me: Why?
Cuixia: Cause its SHARP! HAHAHAHA.
Me: -_____-

And then Joan came in.

Cuixia: Eh Joan, dont touch your calculator!
Joan: Huh, why?
Cuixia: Because its SHARP!
Joan, her voice dripping with sacarsm: OUCH! *rolls eyes*

LOL, in case you still dont get it, Cuixia was talking about the brand of our calculators -.- Then Wanning told everyone this joke...

"Why is Cuixia always angry?" (or something along that line)
" Because her face is always black!"

LOL, she's talking about how Cuixia's so tan lah. So mean right! hahahaha. And then we were talking about how many children we wanted when we grow old. Mr Tan said people in developed countries have family planning and all that so on average people usually have about 2 kids. Then Joan said she wanted 3 dozen = 36 kids. Hahhaaha.

I dont know how we got to it but then Wanning started calculating how many cm the vagina has to open in order to give birth to 36 kids at one time. For one kid the vagina has to open about 8cm or so. So she was like "8....times.....36....equals....wtf 280 cm!!!!!? Eh joan, you vagina has to open 2.8 meters in order to give birth to 36 kids at once!"

Hahahaha so funny! I laughed for a long time after that. And joan was like, of course not all at one time lah, you think im a mother pig ah? HAHAHAHAHA.

Mmmmk i have lit homework to do ): Baibaiiiii.

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