First off a very very happy 16th birthday to Cuixia, Fiena and Danial! Hahaha poor Cuixia not only got all her books stolen, she also got drenched while changing for pe (?) Cause someone poured water on her or something ): Hahaha.

Anyway core geog was really fun, cause Mr Melvin Tan had to leave for some basketball tournament.. So we told like a ton of jokes of which i cant really remember.

Okay okay here's one!

There's a legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York, theres a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth, it will grant you a wish. But if you lie, -POOF!- it swallows you up for eternity.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde, walk into that very bar- with a mission. They head straight for the magic mirror. The redhead goes first and says, "I think i'm the most beautiful woman on earth. POOF! The mirror swallows her up and she's gone for eternity. The brunette then goes up to the mirror and says,"I think im the sexiest woman on earth." POOF! Now she's gone too.

Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror and says." I think......" POOF!

HAHAHAHA. Okay another one (from gwen). I think this is the funniest!


A trainee medical nurse had 4 newborns to handle at one time, and accidentally mixed them up. she knew that there was a german, singaporean, filipino and jewish baby. she called in the expert medical nurse and she smirked.

'HAIL HITLER!' she roared.
the german baby immediately saluted,
the jewish baby shat himself,
the singaporean baby said, 'CLEAN IT UP!'
and the filipino baby said, 'yes mam!'

LOLZZZ

Anyway Yeeteen started to sing this really obiang song, the "ai yai yi yai, im your little butterfly, green black and blue (something...) colours of the sky." LOL which got us started on the Vengaboys song, " Boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room." And many more! hahaha the best thing is that these songs were from the CD "Best of 1999" HAHAHAHA.

Then Gillian played this party game... We all couldnt figure out the link at first. After like two rounds, Dominic finally got it, then Sera, then Cuixia then Wanning then LiJuan. Only me and Yeeteen couldn't! Soooo irritating lor! hahaha, so they finally told me the answer and I was like -______-

There's also another game called Blackmagic/Shoe magic or whatever. But I still cant figure out the link...Joan says she will tell me tomorrow! Im so excited! hahaha, i must remind my self to ask her first thing tomorrow ^^

Okay I got tuition at 730pm later... I wanna take a nap so im going off niao. *POOF*