Yesterday I had a most traumatizing experience.
I was trapped in a taxi with a freaking cockroach!!!!!!!!!!!
IMAGINE THAT!
I was just happily cruising along,
then I realised something scurrying along beside me...
BLOODY COCKROACH!!!
COMING MY WAY!
walao.
it was not a nymph,
but not an adult one either -
just right smack middle-sized,
so it was not as bad as an adult one.
It was a repulsive shade of shiny light brown,
and running towards me in what it obviously
thought was a cute manner.
FCUK OFF, YOU FUGLY, UGLY THING!!!
I really shudder to think if it could fly, omg.
I made a sudden movement to
move away from it
(taxi driver got shocked),
and guess what I did?
By instinct, I grabbed the bottle of milk tea
I bought from 7/11, and SWEPT IT AWAY!!
*palm forehead*
WHY I ALWAYS SO STUPID?!
I could have killed it if I just smacked it with the bottle
(which I can toss out of the window later),
but no, I swept it away!
Naturally, the cockroach went missing,
and there I was,
balling myself up into the tiniest bit possible,
so that the cockroach has a lesser chance of crawling onto me.
I swear, it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes
I ever endured.
Once I reached Orchard, I immediately got off
and walked a good 15 minutes to my destination.
Claustrophobia is not very eerie.
It is being trapped inside an enclosed place
with something scary that is far worse!!
Now I'll never fall asleep in a cab, ever again.
I was trapped in a taxi with a freaking cockroach!!!!!!!!!!!
IMAGINE THAT!
I was just happily cruising along,
then I realised something scurrying along beside me...
BLOODY COCKROACH!!!
COMING MY WAY!
walao.
it was not a nymph,
but not an adult one either -
just right smack middle-sized,
so it was not as bad as an adult one.
It was a repulsive shade of shiny light brown,
and running towards me in what it obviously
thought was a cute manner.
FCUK OFF, YOU FUGLY, UGLY THING!!!
I really shudder to think if it could fly, omg.
I made a sudden movement to
move away from it
(taxi driver got shocked),
and guess what I did?
By instinct, I grabbed the bottle of milk tea
I bought from 7/11, and SWEPT IT AWAY!!
*palm forehead*
WHY I ALWAYS SO STUPID?!
I could have killed it if I just smacked it with the bottle
(which I can toss out of the window later),
but no, I swept it away!
Naturally, the cockroach went missing,
and there I was,
balling myself up into the tiniest bit possible,
so that the cockroach has a lesser chance of crawling onto me.
I swear, it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes
I ever endured.
Once I reached Orchard, I immediately got off
and walked a good 15 minutes to my destination.
Claustrophobia is not very eerie.
It is being trapped inside an enclosed place
with something scary that is far worse!!
Now I'll never fall asleep in a cab, ever again.
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