hi there pls click on my nuffnang ad kthxbai

twitter

2010-01-31T16:43:00.001+08:00

ok i dont think i will update here anymore unless i have lots of pix.

go follow if you have one (:

www.twitter.com/daisyfayeify

ok thanks

2010-01-27T11:35:00.002+08:00

MOE: CHEE MIN YI ALYSSA, you are posted to TEMASEK POLY, BUSINESS/LOGISTICS & OPERATIONS MGT/MARKETING (T01) under 2010 JAE.

HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.............

2010-01-11T19:57:00.003+08:00

...i swear i thought i was gonna get 17 i practically cried to april for over an hour -.-

eng a1

poa a2

phy/chem a2

math b3

geog b3

ss/lit b3

chi c5 -.-

Ok lazy to continue. Until then!

You know you love me,

Gossip Girl.

(HAHAHAHA I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. OK BYE.)

HI

2009-12-30T20:25:00.003+08:00

Hi there long time no blog! (does anyone come here anymore? hahaha)

Anyway this is gonna be my last post for a longgg longgg time to come cause i dont feel like blogging anymore! Anyway im now working at tangs the girls are awesome the guys are really funny (hahah xiuhao you poor thing) but the work is really boring hahaha.

I have soooo many pictures to upload but im really lazy haha i still owe joey a bunch of photos. Xmas was spent at joey's place (BBQ & sleepover) with Jacq, Joey, Anjo, Xiuhao, Shaun, Daniel, Alex AKA THE TANGS CLIQUE (Anjo's phrase not mine haha) Anjo and Daniel were...very happening hahaha ahem.

Went out with them again on the 28th to watch Avatar great movie must watch. Explored 313@somerset & camwhored ate froyos at tangs market etc. Mmmm nothing much left...supposed to go out with Merl Siuz and Elyse i dont know when tho. And i think class gathering's in jan? excited!

AND GETTING MY PAY SOON LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEYYY HAHAHA

And...results coming soon. Trying not to think about it but ugh. I have a very very bad feeling I THINK IM GONNA HAVE TO RETAKE ( Merl pls dont kill me when you see this haha)

ok lah spending countdown at eoin's house. And i think im gonna get twitter and ditch the blog haha so those with twitter pls follow me! I'll update this with my user k bye!

WATCH!!!!!!

2009-11-13T09:33:00.000+08:00

This made me cry so much hahaha so happy go go go watcha few minutes only!

MATH P2 ANS

2009-10-29T18:27:00.005+08:00

http://www.exampaper.com.sg/blog/wp-content/uploads/gce-o-level-2009-emaths-4016-paper-2-solutions.pdf

ANSWERS TO YESTERDAYS MATH PAPER 2!

Assuming her answers are all correct (she's a math tutor) then I estimated my paper 2 marks to be around 70+ after minus-ing some extra marks just in case. And after looking through her answers i realised....i got 7 marks careless mistakes wtf ):

Hope my paper 1 can make it sia please please please i really want a B3 please if i get a b4 means my POA must get A1 already ):

And according to all the forums i went A1 during O level is usually around ~~90%~~ 85%-95% and A2 around 75% ++++++++++++

Sian GG alr i aimed for 12 but now i hope i can get below 15 plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss okokok must study alr k bye

2009-10-28T19:26:00.004+08:00

I HAPPILY THOUGHT THAT OUR MATH PAPERS WERE KIND OF SORT OF EASY BUT I JUST BROWSED THROUGH A BUNCH OF FORUMS AND EVERYONE ELSE THINKS THEY WERE DAMN EASY TOO FUCKITY FUCK FUCK MEANS THE DAMN BELL CURVE WILL GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i was hoping there wouldnt be any elevation question i hate it when they want me to imagine some 3d shit. But i think my answer is correct. I hope ):

Sien sia....worse case scenario go rp -.-

ok bye GGfied ):

Grad day

2009-10-15T19:05:00.008+08:00

Today was really really fun!

I didn't bring my camera so i'm gonna grab some pictures from facebook when they're up. Thanks so much for all the goodies- the huge cookie from Gillian, mini cakes from amanda, and wanning who individually packed potato salads for all of us! Aw so nice! Oh and all the letters- Siuli, Merlissa, Danny, Elyse, Joee, Yt, Joan and Sera! Oh man i have the bestest friends i could ever ask for! Im so gonna miss you guys (sniff sniff)

And! We got back our report books and they totally screwed up our aggregate (well most of us anyway)

The report book got my marks right though

Eng 66 B3

Math 59 -.- C5

POA 73 A2

Geog 72 A2

Elect 67 B3

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Chi 48 D7

(lol...hopeless)

Sci 50 C6

(they rounded it up thank god haha)

(idk why they're all whole numbers tho O.o)

So that makes it up to be 15 for my L1R4 right but my report book said 27 points (WTF 27?! That's a freaking huge difference!) Same goes for Siuli...and Charmaine lai. She got so many A1s yet she got close to 30 hahahaha. So anyway Mr Cheang is gonna reprint all the slips for the entire level but im not really sure when we're gonna receive it.

Ok well work hard! Bye!

5-7-5

2009-10-12T21:23:00.004+08:00

Here's a Haiku:

(5-7-5)

Haiku's are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

Oh hahahahaha!!!!

ok im soOoOo bored right now le sighzz k back to the books ):

2009-10-11T21:20:00.001+08:00

2009-10-09T19:01:00.003+08:00

oh dear whats wrong with my tagboard!!!!!! ):

ok bye bye bye bye~

14 hrs

2009-10-03T04:52:00.002+08:00

My momentum is back! Huge relief cause ive been in a after-prelim-holiday mood for a couple of days like i'd study for 4 or 5 hours then I WILL GO AND USE THE COM UNTIL I FEEL LIKE SLPING -.- Made me soOoOo worried and i have to keep psycho-ing myself that O lvls is tmr ahaha.

Anyway tay jiahuan dont be discouraged! See i deleted my previous post for you so you wont have to see it again ever! (Ok im lying its in my drafts hehe) ok bye so slpy.

I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED

2009-09-22T18:53:00.004+08:00

(edit: Just helped my mum make wonton. Now my hands smell of dead chicken and flour!)

5th March 2010!

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMkNrX60mA

Click the link to if you wanna see it cause embedding is disabled~

Anyway this is my favourite picture of Alice:

HAHA CAUSE SHE LOOKS RLY CHUBBIE AND FUNNY!

A couple of vidoes from Disney's version:

AH MAD EXCITED!

BYE!

5 sec convo

2009-09-20T23:45:00.000+08:00

oh happy happy day ^^

see prev post

2009-09-19T14:07:00.002+08:00

You know i said i downloaded a alice in wonderland ebook? I just realised that the app does not only have just one book, it has 150 books!!!!!! Wtf? There's Jane Eyre, Wizard Of Oz, Hans Christian Anderson Fairy Tales etc etc OMG SO MANY WELL WORTH MY 4 USD!

I found a picture that gives a real apt description of how i feel right now:

YAY.

alice in wonderland!

2009-09-19T00:46:00.005+08:00

I just got round to reading the e-book (is that what its called?) i downloaded into my ipod touchy

awhile ago and i love it! Heard that there's a movie coming out like next year omg excited!

Ok bye im gonna find out more stuff!

haha stuff

2009-09-14T20:06:00.004+08:00

Ok i decided to delete my previous post cause Merlissa say cannot share your studying methods with people one hahahaha. If you've seen it then good for you lor haha.

Anyway! My favourites!

Didnt bother to find Daniel's cause he looks really weird now. I think i prefer how he looked like when he was a boy ):

BYE!

HAAAAHA.

if you have 20 minutes to spare

2009-09-04T20:15:00.008+08:00

Daft Bodies: Good part starts at 0:47

This one's my favourite ^^

Daft Bodies : Guy version
First part's quite gay haha.

Daft Hands: Good part starts at 0:52

2x speed

stuff

2009-08-17T14:52:00.003+08:00

I found this hilarious hahahaha.

Chinese results on wednesday!

my life is average

2009-08-11T17:52:00.001+08:00

The other night I was at the movies and saw a girl wearing Apple Bottom Jeans. I immediately looked to see if she was also wearing boots with the fur. I was disappointed to see that she wasn’t. MLIA.

Today, I was at Walmart and I decided to shout “Avada Kadavra!”. Someone on the next aisle shouted “Expelliarmus!” right after. It made my day. MLIA

Last night, I noticed my orange juice was going to expire the next day and it was 11:50 PM. I decided to stand by it in it’s last minutes, because I felt bad for not drinking it sooner. MLIA

Today I was watching Aladin. I had to go to the bathroom and right as I got up, the man talking in the beginning said, “No! Don’t go!” I sat right back down and watched the whole thing. MLIA

Today, I was going into my basement. I played some horror music on my iPod for effect. I got scared and left. MLIA

Today, I was staying at my friends house over night, and I just got out of the shower and was going to change in the guest room. I thought I’d be badass and change with the door unlocked. I then changed unnaturally fast. MLIA

Today, I stubbed my toe and said “Jesus!” really loudly. A guy near me hear and said, “Yes, my child?” I laughed for about ten minutes. MLIA

Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I’ve ever had at mass. MLIA

HAHAHAHA I SHOULD DO THAT TOO.

Today, school was a complete waste of time FML.

2009-08-07T08:59:00.007+08:00

Mean Girls-Harry Potter-Twilight crossover (hahaha)

Voldemort kills Cedric Diggory (goblet of fire) but Carlisle found him and

brought him back as Edward :

I like this one! The guy who plays Cormac is quite hot! haha.

Voldermort: Let me tell you something about Dumbledore. We were best friends in middle school.
I know right? It was so embarassing. I dont even...whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out
with my first girlfriend Bellatrix who was totally gorgeous, but then she moved to Indiana, and Dumbledore
was like weirdly jealous of her. Like if i would blow him off to hang out with Bellatrix, he'd be like "Why didnt
you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why're you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which
was an all-boy pool party, I was like "Dumbledore, i cant invite you, because i think you're a homo." I mean i
couldnt have a homo at my party! There were gonna be boys in their bathing suits! I mean right? He was a
HOMO. So then his mum called my mum and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped
out of school because no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for high school, and all of his hair
was cut off and he was totally weird and now i guess he's on crack.

hi

2009-08-05T18:26:00.002+08:00

i've decided to remain with blogger ok bye.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2009-08-01T16:05:00.002+08:00

shit

2009-07-30T20:34:00.001+08:00

I meant to nap for only 20 minutes but it turned out to be over three hours hahaha ooops. There's some geog remedial thingy later right...think everyone's going leh. But nevermind i will not succumb to peer pressure haha.

Anyway TGIF!!! I've never been so thankful for fridays before. School has been ending at 4.15pm and yesterday it ended at 5.15pm! Insane!!!!! Somebody should tell Mr Lim that is it quality over quantity and not the other way round. I dont think people can concentrate when they're all dead tired.

Hmm what else. Lots of people absent recently and cheong has been coughing & sneezing away beside me...hope i get her germs so i dont have to attend school on monday haha. The upside about this week is that there is only one long 4.15 day! And on friday we end at 10am! Haha yaaaaaay i love fridays ^^

80+ days to O lvls! Add oil!

urban dictionary

2009-07-25T19:24:00.003+08:00

Nice.

"Accio Brain!"

2009-07-24T18:38:00.002+08:00

Hermione made purple and gold streamers erupt from the end of her wand and drape themselves artistically over the trees and bushes. “Nice,” said Ron, as with one final flourish of her wand, Hermione turned the leaves on the crapapple tree to gold.

“You’ve really got an eye for that sort of thing.”

“Thank you, Ron!” said Hermione, looking both pleased and a little confused.

Harry turned away, smiling to himself.

He had a funny notion that he would find a chapter on compliments when he found time to peruse his copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches.

-Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

O lvl LC

2009-07-22T18:45:00.002+08:00

"Is that a goddamn domo?"

"Hey Delton! Your nemesis!"

The funniest listening comprehension exam i've ever sat for.

(The waiting part that is. Haha.)

Harry Potter

2009-07-21T19:30:00.005+08:00

Im so excited! i heard the movie was quite shitty...but still! I can't even remember how long i've been a HP fan. My mum says its been 7 years! Cause i used to keep telling her how much i cant wait to turn eleven so i can also receive my Hogwarts acceptance letter, haha! Btw,Daniel Radcliffe....is not very cute now. Im slightly dissapointed. Just slightly.

To end off, a quote i found on a tumblr blog:"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears,finding inner strength & doing what is right in the face of adversity.Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."

HAAAAAAAAAAHA I LUB HARRY POTTER!

juste la peur du rejet ... c'est tout.

2009-07-19T19:17:00.008+08:00

Okay my computer is now back to normal. Huge relief!!! Thanks Zul and Siusiu ^^

(theskullset)

virus

2009-07-15T19:31:00.002+08:00

Ok hello. I finally have access to the internet. Good headstart. My laptop is infected with this virus called "win32.Brontok." Fucking annoying cause it wont let me go online. I tried IE, Mozilla, and Safari and all three browsers only opened for a couple of seconds before it closed again. My dad passed me a thumbdrive with a Google Chrome browser setup and now im using this to surf. But i still want that virus removed!!!!!

How ):

2009-07-11T18:33:00.001+08:00

Saddest part ever.

MT O LVL ORAL

2009-07-09T16:18:00.004+08:00

Why do i always lose my worksheets at the most important times! When i finally decide to finish my homework the stupid thing always disappears! Angry!!!!!! And this might sound weird but im still not over Michael Jackson's death especially not with the memorial service shown on chn 5 yesterday...the message from his daughter made me really really sad ):

When i was younger my mum always talked about him and as i grew older he became the butt of many jokes among my friends and im not really a fan of his (i dont even listen to his songs except for heal the world/we are the world) but now that i know he's dead...its abit weird lah. And i feel really sorry for him. Cause he had to deal with all the public ridiculing and whatnot...there's only so much pain a person can take. And i dont believe that he molested those kids...after seeing MJ's home video with his kids I AM CONVINCED~ I mean he seems to love his kids so much leh. And i really really wish his father wasnt so strict with him. Then maybe things wouldnt turn out this way. Every time i remember that Michael Jackson is dead...i get like goosebumps haha.

Today was not very good for me cause i felt really sleepy and hungry throughout the day and the fact that i have O lvl oral in the afternoon...not a very good combination. In the morning i was fine...it was only like 2 hours before the actual thing i felt so nervous i thought i was going to throw up or something!!!! In chem i couldnt even write on the line cause my hand was shaking hahahaha. But okay lah i didnt really screw it up. I read quite smoothly i think. All those words i dunno i either skip it, or anyhow whack one word. The conversation topic was whether teachers and students should be friends. Quite okay for me cause it came out during chinese paper 1 midyears...so i kind of already knew what to say. We were wating outside the hall and Andy suddenly threw his pencil box at me cause he was looking through the paper with all the past year's oral topics our teacher gave us...and it turns out this came out in 2006 -.- And i didnt even see it! Andy and Junwei were quite pissed with themselves i think hahaha.

Ok. Now that its over i can breathe easy...only listening left!!!!
(but 8 weeks to prelims -.-)

ADD OIL EVERYONE ^^

boreddddddddddddddddd

2009-07-06T14:35:00.003+08:00

hey there little apple blossom what seems to be the problem

2009-07-05T15:13:00.002+08:00

But if the while i think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end.

Shakespeare, Sonnet 30.

......ok stop it.

height & weight day

2009-07-02T19:10:00.005+08:00

Why megan fox so hot not fair not fair not fair why i so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fatso fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fatso fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat so fat not going to eat for the rest of my life!!!!!! If i jumped off the building i will land on the ground as a splat of oil no actually there will be a huge crater in the ground!!!!! I cannot jump if i jump i will fall right through the earth and straight into hell and the earth will break into half. If you touch me your hand will slide off cause me so fat until so oily can go and deep fry me crispy crispy crunch crucnch.

Sian anyway i got alot of homework to do....School ends at 12.35 tomorrow thank god. And today we had to go down to class 1/5 for math remedial and i left my bag of books there!!!! Tomorrow have to wake up damn early to reach school early so i can get the stuff before anyone takes it -.-
Ok homework time.....oh wait im too fat to do homework ):

Ok bye i shall bounce and roll to the study room.

homework overload

2009-07-01T18:09:00.003+08:00

Physics

Chapt 1 &2 Worksheet, 14 pages

Chemistry

Worksheets: Organic Chem, 7 pages

POA

Two paper 1 and two paper 2

e-learning: 3 assignments

Social Studies

12 SBQs, 3 essays

Math

worksheet

English

compo + letter writing

All by Friday.

GG

Jealous Girls (New Young Pony Club remix)

2009-06-29T21:05:00.010+08:00

Hello hello the first day of school was a waste of time. And now we have assigned seating during recess. Stupid!!!! I think virus can spread more easily when we are queueing up for food lor cause the stalls are always damn crowded -.-

And now i cannot wake up in the mornings because im too used to sleeping and waking up late -.- Anyway last night i was thinking about stuff and my conclusion is that you were just being nice. Aiyah i think you guys have more stuff to talk about also seeing as you all have so much in common haha. Okokok backing off~

Im having a mini mini mini feast with Plum Skyes (haha) during recess/lunch tomorrow! Oh but sian, school ends at 4.15pm tomorrow ):

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly

2009-06-28T16:18:00.007+08:00

K fine whutever i wont let ~~anyone~~ anything distract me until then end of the damned O levels!!!!!!! Four and a half more months and I AM FREE FROM CORAL SEC....FOREVER!!!! HAAAAHAAAAAAAA

Anyway.

Yesterday i spent the entire morning revising and doing the chem TYS....my brains are fried.

So i went to a flea market at Mt Sophia with the cousin and i bought a bunch of stuff for only.....$28!!!!! HAHAHA CHIP CHIP.

Over 200 vendors and alot of good stuff like those you can find in those good blogshops like ohsofickle etc. But very very very crowded i must say (AND VERY HOT), we came out soaked through. But very very worth it!!!! (And a good way to destress heh heh)

Anyway school is starting tomorrow (le sigh) and the worst thing is that i heard the timetable is now extended to 4.15pm + double periods!!!! Siao!!!! (The upside is that this timetable is only for 2 weeks...the new timetable better end at 2.30 latest!!!!) I know ive said this like a million times but I AM REALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SCHOOL URGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Pop star Michael Jackson dies in Los Angeles aged 50

2009-06-26T19:04:00.003+08:00

OMG I JUST SAW THE NEWS MICHAEL JACKSON DIED!!!!!!!111

HOW COME NOW THEN I KNOW OH MY GOOODODODDODO

June 26 2009

Tributes have been pouring in for pop singer Michael Jackson who died yesterday following a suspected cardiac arrest in his Bel-Air home.

The 13-time Grammy award winner Jackson was pronounced dead at 10.26 p.m. Irish time after arriving at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in full cardiac arrest, said Fred Corral of the Los Angeles County Coroner's office.

The cause of death is not known and an autopsy is likely to take place later today, Mr Corral said.

Jackson was taken ill at home and his personal physician tried to resuscitate him but could not, his brother Jermaine told reporters. Jackson was taken by paramedics to the hospital, where doctors worked for more than an hour to try to revive him before pronouncing him dead, the brother said.

At the time of his death, Jackson was preparing to perform 50 concerts at London’s 02 Arena.The shows, which were due to begin on July 13, sold out within hours of going on sale. AEG Live said Jackson had passed a lengthy physical exam in early 2009, before the London concerts were announced.

"For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words. I've lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him," said Quincy Jones, who collaborated with Jackson on three of his best-selling albums, Off the Wall, ThrillerBad .

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince Michael Jackson II. and

R.I.P !!!! Shows that people can die anytime ):

flea market shopping day!

2009-06-26T11:00:00.009+08:00

YAAAAAAAY this made my day a little. So now when i say "GU JUN PYO IS MINE!" no one can argue with me heh heh. Dont try and spoil my fantasy cos in my mind.....we are in a relationship.

Ok so.

5 things you did not know about me
(Or you know but i dunno that you know)

(ok that was from heidi haha)

1. Picky eater!

I dont eat seafood! Except scallops. And fish fillet like the McDonalds kind or the fish and chips kind. And maybe a little bit of prawns if someone peels them for me haha. Oh and maybe squid. Like the hokkien mee kind. Not the mini orange kind in the taro balls. Or the deep fried kind. Gross.

No raw food. I tried raw salmon once and it tasted really squishy and disgusting. Just the thought of it make me wanna hurl. No chinese desserts (tau suan etc) no chendol no ice kachang no satay beehoon no ham ching peng (is that how you spell it? Haha) no green tea & the list goes on.

Oh and I only eat all the really common fruits like apple orange etc. NO DURIAN!!!!111 I tried a weeny bit once after much persuasion and as expected it tasted like shit. Not that i know how shit tastes like but you know what i mean. And the smell oh the smell....

But despite my food preferences....

2. I like to eat

Like steak, junk food, chicken/duck rice, all the westerny stuff, ramen, the japanese rice thingy fom yoshinoya etc. Even my mum is suprised at the amount of food i can eat haha. Like i said my food talks to me. They say "Eat us! We are delicious."

True story.

3. I love pickup lines!

The cheesier the better: "Excuse me, i just dropped something. MY JAW!!!!!"

HAHAHA.

I even have an pickup line app in my i touch (=^_^=)

Better than: " Hi, can we make frenz? Can i hv ur numberzzxx?

-.-

4. I hate the sun/the heat

Ever since the sec 1 band camp where we played this game in the field and i became reallly chao tah and it took ages for me to return to my normal skin colour which is already quite dark because according to my mum, i was born quite fair (she has pics to proof it) but then i had jaundice so she had to put me under the sun for a couple of months. Sian why am i so sway.

And i get tan really really easily and it takes me a long long time for me to return back to my original skin colour. Sooo now when i go out i always put sunblock. My friends can account for that haha! SPF 50 some more! Even if i have to choose a sport it will be the indoor kind like badminton or table tennis etc.

I have also devised the perfect plan. When i am rich enough i will buy a house in Korea and a house in Australia. In december i will stay in korea where they are having winter and Aust is having summer. Then in june i will move to australia where they are having winter and Korea is having summer. So this way i will experience winter....MY WHOLE LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHAA i get goosebumps just thinking about it (=^-^=)

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Ok. I dunno what else already.

Anyway! Lee (I found out his name is Lee Jung Chul or something but eveyone calls him Lee soooo.....ok lor i also call him Lee. ) is leaving this Saturday! Which is sad really cause i just got to know him properly like a couple of months ago and he's really nice! He taught me how to say 1 to 10 in korean and a bunch of other korean sentences. Which is very entertaining cause you get to hear the accent and all ^^

What else. Hmm oh school is starting on Monday. What a killjoy totally NOT looking forward to it. You know the Channel News Asia website has this polling thing where you can vote to extend the school holidays?

I used all the computers available in the house (grand total of 2 haha) to vote!!!!! But all my efforts were gone to waste cause we are still going to have to return to school on Monday ): When i heard the news on channel 5.....I felt like i couldnt breathe like my heart was turning into stone....

LIKE THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wah so drama.

Anyway my mum says i am contradicting myself cause i always tell her i cant wait for this year to end but then im not looking forward to next week.

Ah whatever. Actually i still have abit of math homework to do....but i dont feel like doing leh how ):

ok bye.

2009-06-23T21:28:00.022+08:00

KABOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

"Begin with a bang at the start of a passage to capture your reader's attention."

Haha ok i admit i shamelessly stole that from zhiyu. But haha so funny right!

A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful Butt" tattooed on her ass.

She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt". She then tells the man she wants Beautiful Butt tattooed on her ass. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letter B on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.

On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells "WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?"!

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNYYYYY!!! I didnt get it at first then i realised her asshole represents the letter "O" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Haaaahah okay so sleepy update later.

romeo take me somewhere we can be alone

2009-06-21T18:39:00.007+08:00

Oh how badass haha.

Anyway im back from the camp and it was...okay. The most fun part was hanging out in my room and watching Nickleodeon. (Fairly Odd Parents & Spongbob Sqpants ftw) Ya im anti social like that haha. There was alot of good food and i think i overate at every meal -.-

Haha I also feel way more relieved when Ryan told me he only started stuying (consistently, he added) 2 weeks after the June holidays (he got 8 pts for his L1R4 btw. Lvl of intellect: Same as me. Bad at math chinese sci (?) etc.) cause i only started like last week? I havent been doing much since Jan till the 1st week of june to be honest.

Hmm what else oh I felt like puking during the bus ride home (dont i always -.-) but thank god a ton of flies entered our bus after the toilet stop cause Ewan Ethan Uncle KinFai Aunty Kwai Theng Joan Enyi Enrong and I tried to kill them until we reached Singapore. And that distracted me from my car sickness or in this case bus sickness a little.

"How many have we killed?"
"Three."
"Three? There are ten more!"
"Aw man mission failed!!!!!"
"No thats the end of Fly Wars I. Now lets begin Fly Wars II!"
"Go go go!!!!"
"Call re-enforcement! Command and conquer!!!"
"Okay. DAAAAADEEEEEEE!!!!! Come! Theres a fly!"

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"Wah lucky we reaching already. I want to go toilet."
'Why, you wanna shit ah?"
"No lah for a fast fart."
-.-

Wah so hungry k bye.

너도 여기 있었으면 좋겠는데

2009-06-20T18:31:00.000+08:00

말 그대로

Thank god theres wifi here! Okay im going back to sgp tomorrow NOT looking forward to the 3 hour bus ride -.-

왜

2009-06-18T19:19:00.018+08:00

Genius. I also want to stud my ass.

I went for my dental appointment today and i now have rubber bands put on which makes it a tad difficult for me to eat cause i have problems opening my mouth properly. Ok wait maybe thats a good thing so i wont eat so much, especially when i am going to malaysia tmr for church camp.. (digressing a little: Tmr i have to wake up at freaking 5am to make it to church at 615am! Insane!)

On second thought, being the glutton that i am i'll probably rip off the rubber bands and eat to my hearts content before putting new ones back on. Actually i think im SUPPOSED to take them off when i eat. Cause my dentist gave me like a whole packet of them. But i thought they were extras like you know if my rubber bands snapped or i swallow them or something. Someone pls confirm kthx!

Anyway my holidays have been very boring actually. Majority of my time is spent at school, in front of the lappy, at the piano and (ocassionally) at the study table. Yeh i know i to need to buck up -.- And i've been surfing like a ton of fashion blogs. I now i have a folder filled with hundreds upon hundreds of shoes, runway looks, outfits etc. Haha i look through them when i am bored.
Oh and i think taylor momsen's style is quite nice also hehaho.

ok i go eat raisins now.

asians ftw

2009-06-16T17:20:00.003+08:00

Dinner at My Humble House with mumsy later yumz!

the most amazing shoe collection ever

2009-06-15T15:28:00.005+08:00

The YSLs

The Marnis

Gucci, Rick Owens, Pierre Hardy, Burberry.

Burberry, Giuseppe, Guiseppe, Guiseppe.

The woman's daughter = baby fashionista
She's like 5 years old -.-

O.o

the possibility that you'd ever feel the same way...

2009-06-14T17:10:00.006+08:00

EDIT EDIT CHECK THIS OUT!

ITS KIM SO EUN A.K.A GA EUL WHEN SHE WAS 16 AND KIM KIBUM (FROM SUPER JUNIOR) WHEN HE WAS 18

AHHHH SO CUTE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA.

i got the same top haha.

sian.

cant wait to see you again

2009-06-13T19:27:00.009+08:00

'When was a time today when you felt that God was with you?'
*after disscussion*
'During songtime.'
'In the toilet.'

happy birthday evan

2009-06-12T01:13:00.006+08:00

(edit) Ok do the thumbs up sign. Have you done it? Ok anyway my point is that i just cut off that much of my hair. From the tip of the thumb to the bottom. Haha my head feels so much lighter. If you were wondering, now my hair just touches the bottom of my bra strap. Downside is that my ponytail looks really fuxyzcked up haha -.- (/edit)

Dunno when this was taken. Probably when she found out that we were bringing her to the Night Safari haha.

K dinnner update...later.

I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you.

2009-06-07T13:41:00.004+08:00

Orh hor....you scold my God!!!!!! Hahahahaha.

Wah so handsome haha.

Okay physics tuition at 3.

http://allwomenstalk.com/50-chocolate-desserts/

2009-06-06T10:06:00.000+08:00

ow now my leg so pain.

2009-06-05T10:04:00.000+08:00

Ran 4km this morning. Fat enough already must not get any fatter -.-

fatty fatty bom bom today cannot go home

2009-06-03T21:56:00.002+08:00

The time of the month has arrived.

Wahlao no wonder i always feel so hungry. Not only am i eating like 10 meals a day i also find myself reading food blogs! (Currently: http://www.breakfastblogger.com all the food there looks damn tasty heh heh) Grrrrrr makes me wanna eat more. And i had an apple face mask on (all those from the packets) and it smelled so good like everytime i breathe i wanna eat my face.

And you know ah i love my food so much my food actually talks to me. It says "Eat me. I am delicious." Plus i got no self control. Everytime i feel bored i will go to the fridge and dig out something to eat. And while i am eating i will think about what i am going to eat next -.- See lah like that how to lose weight! Please God help me lose some flabbongz please i promise to be good okokok amen.

Doesnt end here. Just yesterday Danny Tan introduced me to BBQ flavoured Oneya and i am addicted. As is SiuLi.

And now my chubby period is here again.
Sian.

The birds and the bees

2009-06-02T20:11:00.003+08:00

YiJung Sunbae (L) Ga Eul!!!!!
Haha I luv luv luv this video.

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I am back from my lit lesson. Which is supposed to be called a lit seminar cause its a couple of schools in a huge hall at the NTUC center. I cant remember if it was Janine or Kamini but....

K: Why must we wear our uniforms?
Ms Sharifa: Cause its at a formal setting.
J: At the NTUC center -.-

er ya.

So anyway there was this guy sitting next to me and he was so facking noisy i feel like stuffing my shoe into his mouth. Which is saying something because i have not washed my shoes since the day i bought them. Haha.

ok bye.

speak english or die

2009-06-01T18:39:00.009+08:00

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

“Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.”

Haha. One O lvl paper down ^^ I will not comment on the papers cause i dont wanna jinx them haha. Very superstitious but i must take every precaution hahaha.

Oh you will never believe this but this morning i was already late for school so me and Evan were already chionging to school and we were almost there when i realised I FORGOT TO BRING MY IC AND ENTRY PROOF! Entry proof still can go school and print cause its only $1 but HOW TO TAKE O LVL W/O IC!

Soooo i ran all the way back home and dashed all the way up the stairs cause the lift was taking its own sweet time and dashed all the way back to school with evan. Wahlao even during my 2.4km i also never run so fast or put in so much effort hahaha. And while i was taking the paper sweat was pouring down my back. Like the shirt stick to your back kind -.- SO UNCOMFORTABLE but luckily the hall was damn cold.

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My mom (on the phone w/ my dad): How come I cant find you on SKY-PEE?
Me: Skype.
My mom: How come i cant find you on SKY-PEE?
Me: He wont understand you. Its Skype.
My dad: SKY-PEE? You mean Skip.

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In the car listening to 'Say' by John Mayer
-Lyrics: Say what you need to say, say what you need to say.

Mom: Sandwich you need to say, sandwich you need to say.
Me: …Sandwich? Don’t you mean “say what you need to say?”
Me: You have to listen to it more carefully!
Mom: -turns it up louder- …SEE, IT’S SANDWICH!

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Rape prevention tactics

Mum: When you go to dark places be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get raped it’ll take them longer and you can escape.

..... -.-

Okay bye! Haha.

LEE MIN HO

2009-05-31T08:56:00.007+08:00

LEE MIN HO!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He sounds really gay at the end...but thats okay cause HE IS SO.....CUTE! I think ive clicked replay like 20 times already ^^Too bad Singapore doesnt have a Dunkin Doughnut or i'll totally go down and buy something from them haha. And now everyone is crazy over Kim Bum and JiHoo (dunno what his real name is hahaha) I personally like Lee Min Ho the best but i wonder why nobody is fawning over Kim Jun (WooBin) ? I think he's quite cute also what! All of them are! Haha. And recently i find myself listening to the BOF soundtrack over and over again instead of my usual english stuff. Just yesterday i was digging through all my old files for my BoA and Wonder Girls songs haha. Right now i have the song Fight The Bad Feeling by T-Max on repeat. I have no clue what they are singing about tho. I just like the tune and rhythm and all that. I do hear the word 'sarang' so its probably some love song. But its very very nice! This Fool by the Wonder Girls is also very very nice haha. Okay now i wanna learn korean so i can sing along hahaha.

Uhm O lvl MT paper 1 & 2 tomorrow. (Omg never really though this day would come. When you say "O levels" i still think its very far away haha.) Okay study hard everybodyz.

Boys over flowers

2009-05-29T19:14:00.005+08:00

Hi hello. I skipped school today cause i didnt feel like going.
shhhh mummy does not know! HAHA.
And i spent the whole day watching Boys Over Flowers! The only thing pissing me off now is that episodes 22-24 is missing on mysoju.com so i went to viikii.com to watch the them, but halfway through the stupid thing underwent maintenance! FOR EIGHT HOURS! What am i supposed to do now? I am now experiencing withdrawal symptoms from not watching BOF ha ha -.-

Gu Jun Pyo...Jihoo sunbae....let me be your weed! I AM YOUR JAN DI :D I actually only wanted to download a song from BOF but i ended up downloading the whole soundtrack. Oh...they are all so cute *swoonzzzz* Urgh i cant take the suspense i must know whats gonna happen! DAMNATIONZ WHY IS VIIKII.COM STILL UNDER MAINTENANCE!!!

Who can reccomend a couple of good korea dramas? (:

she appears composed so she is i suppose

2009-05-28T22:15:00.003+08:00

Just got back my report book.
Life sucks.

Guess what this is?

2009-05-25T19:20:00.004+08:00

It's a shoe.

Its from the Nina Ricci Fall 2009 collection. At first glance I could barely tell where you put your foot in, but now I see it's a oddly shaped platform pump without a heel. Its hideous. Would anyone actually wear these things?

Anyway ive been mindlessly staring at these...for the longest time.

2 hours of chinese down...16 more to go -.-
I feel like skipping school for the rest of the week.

happy happy joy joy

2009-05-24T14:46:00.005+08:00

Your heart beats faster as he comes towards you
Only to walk on by

We were supposed to go check out the place for the vbs after church but my mum just sprained her ankle so we didnt in the end. I guess that means i wont have my buffet tonight -.-

18 hours of chinese next week.
Kill me pls.

Anticipation has a habit of setting you up

2009-05-23T23:50:00.001+08:00

whrdugo

Alyssa is

2009-05-22T21:32:00.001+08:00

:( daS
ALY WHY YOU SO MTHRFUCKING USELESS

My mum's starting to ask about my results leh...how now brown cow?
I think I'll tell her on monday.

God have mercy on my soul ):

when will all these clouds disappear

2009-05-21T18:20:00.004+08:00

I really really hate it when teachers keep going on and on and on about how well this student scored for the subject, his/her superb use of language, who improved the most and their comments etc before she gives out the papers. Honestly i dont give a fuck so pls just stfu and return us our papers. Seriously some of them can go on for up to 20 minutes before they actually tell you your marks. Damn annoying.

"Teacher just give back the papers lah!"
"If i give back now, nobody will listen to me!"
"Aiyah, now also nobody listening to you. Faster give back lah!"

Im in a oh-touch-me-now-and-i-will-break-you mood.

Fuck off everybody.

wipe that smile off your face

2009-05-20T18:04:00.009+08:00

The last 5 hours of Monday saw me waking up after sundown and receiving 2 out of 3 of my online purchases. I love the thrill of receiving packages in the mail! Haha time to go shopping with Siuz. I think i kinda wasted my Monday away. This is what happens when people like me dont set their alarm clocks. But i did have a good 17 hours of sleep (omg pink porky pigx) and haha i did have trouble sleeping later in the night which was kind of annoying cause i had school the next day.

Received most of my results yesterday and today. Most of them were quite sucky which sucks cause i did put a whole lot of effort in but its not bloody showing. Guess how many people in our class passed physics? Two. And only seven passed math. 67% (Joan Foo this is called data manipulation hahaha) of our class failed Geog and Chem. And according to my chinese teacher, most of the cohort got single digits for listening compre which got the teachers wondering if they set the paper too hard. Its actually not really that hard lah, just that all the answers were really close. I hate teachers who do that so effing annoying -.-

Yeh so you can probably guess how badly i did. Thank god we're adding in the CA1 marks to our total so it probably wont be too bad but thats not the point. The point is that the results of our Os is based solely on our performance during the exam and it also means i dont have my CA/SA marks to save me! IMAGINE IF YOU GET THIS KIND OF SHIT RESULTS FOR O LEVELS OMFG I WILL TOTALLY KILL MYSELF.

Siuz says i worry too much.

On a lighter note, Siuli, Cheongsie and I went to the library after school so I could pay my library fines (now NLB does not allow your to borrow stuff until all your fines are paid. Mine was only $0.15 and i had to use either nets/cashcard or ez link to pay. I didnt have a nets or a cashcard on me that day so i tried using my ezlink but it turns out they dont accept the new cepas version yet. Damn annoying pls. They dont even accept cash -.-) and borrow a couple of magazines. Siu also helped me draw a highly realistic portrait of my favourite picture of Mischa Barton. Hahaha i luv luv luv it!

Tonight i shall drown my sorrows in issues of Teen Vogue and Seventeen.

(And probably make myself even sadder when i see how pretty and thin all the model are haha.)

Bye ):

hope is the first step

2009-05-17T22:23:00.004+08:00

twrds dsapointmnt
:(

i feel inclined to blow my mind

2009-05-16T21:23:00.008+08:00

I hung out with Josh and Madeline yesterday...and we caught the 6.50pm Star Trek. Me and Madeline were reluctant at first cause it sounded really sci-fi-ish but it turned out to be really really good! Hahaha im soooo glad i decided to watch it. Even though the way the people talk in the show is very formal-ish. Like there was this scene where Young Spock was bullied by his classmates and he's like, "This is the 35th time you've attempted to illicit an emotional response from me" or something along that line.

But overall it was really good! The show's like 2 hours but i was on the edge of my seat the whole time and it didnt even seem like 2 hours! There ae a couple of sad parts though.

(SPOILER AHEAD)

Like when the captain had to sacrifice himself for the rest of his crew to escape including his wife and his new born baby, whom he never even got to see. He wanted to put the spaceship on auto pilot so he could escape as well but it wasnt working so he had to stay behind and fight off the enemy while the rest escaped. The look on his face when he realised he had to stay behind was sooo painful ): I hate hate hate scenes like this. He was on the phone with his wife who was on the escaping spacecraft and before the thing crashed into him, he's like, "Sweetheart can you hear me? I love you so much." then the ship exploded and (duh) he died. And the wife was watching from the other ship and she burst into tears. THAT WAS SOOOO SAD ):

(END SPOILER)

And im addicted to this sign! (The picture was taken from the old version of Startrek btw. I assure you Spock/Spark does not look so gross. Or old hahaha.) I keep doing it to everyone. Hahaha live long and prosper! I totally love saying it! It makes me happy! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

Um. Anyway, there's this character called Spock/Spark who is quite cute in a very weird alien-y way. I googled him and his real name is Zachary Quinto and he's waaaaay hotter in real life. He has cool hair hahaha.

Okay what else. Mmmm after the movie we went to the town park to catch up and i didnt realise i missed them sooo much! (hahaha cause i cant be arsed to turn up for any of 6/3 class gatherings ooops lol) The last time i saw Josh was like what, last year? And madeline like 2 years ago or something. I dont know how long we sat there but by the time i reached home it was close to midnight hahahaa. monday is marking day so i dont have to go to school (yessssss) and joel's birthday was yesterday so happppy 18th birthday, hope you enjoyed yourself and all haha. Mmmk shall end here k bye LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! Haha i must try to sneak this phrase in whenever i can ^^

i believe it was a tuesday when i caught your eye

2009-05-13T19:56:00.003+08:00

2nd post in a day! Lookie what i found on youtube! How ballet shoes are made. SO COOL HAHA.

Fuck my life

2009-05-13T16:47:00.006+08:00

The school though it'd be highly amusing to send its 4E/5N students to school for 30 minutes for the MT listening paper...which i know i screwed up like a screw driver.

Anyway.

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidently drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

Today, I ran for my school's elections for President. I thought I was popular enough to win. I lost, by 61 votes, my grade is only 62 people. I was the only one to vote for myself. FML

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended he loudly complained to his friends about the annoying girl sitting next to him. FML

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

guess whut i dont have to go to school tomoloz yesaaaaah!!!!111

Everybody's gonna love today love today love today

2009-05-08T13:44:00.005+08:00

This was probably how the four year old Mexican kid who was responsible for starting the swine flu contracted the disease:

But did you know that hundreds and hundreds of years ago, before there was so much advanced technology, a human managed to survive the swine flu?

Unfortunately, he was very badly affected. And no woman wanted to marry him, or even go near him for that matter. Disappointed, he gave up finding a potential partner as he knew no woman would ever love him and decided devote his life to his master.
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HAHA PWNZ
(The story above is fictional btw -.-)

No thank you sir i dont smoke

2009-05-07T17:27:00.003+08:00

FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER!
especially 2.37 onwards!

2009-05-06T10:22:00.003+08:00

Haha. Happy Birthday to Danny Tan Corrections (Kai Zhen) btw.

2009-05-04T16:16:00.000+08:00

CHECK OUT HIS EYEBROWS AT THE END O.O

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

2009-05-03T16:48:00.003+08:00

You know the phrase 'Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun' from Lady Gaga's Pokerface? I was wondering why you needed a gun to play Russian Roulette so i did a search on Wikipedia:

Russian Roulette is a lethal game of chance in which participants place a single round in a revolver, spin the cylinder, place the muzzle against their head and pull the trigger.

Which means a couple of people each have guns with only one bullet. Then they put the gun to their head and then they each take turns to pull the trigger until someone kena the bullet and dies.

Typically a single round is placed in a six-shot revolver resulting in a 1/6 chance of the revolver discharging the round. The revolver's cylinder can either be spun again to reset the game conditions, or the trigger can be pulled again. 19th-century Russian prisoners were forced to play the game while the prison guards bet on the outcome. In another version, desperate and suicidal officers in the Russian army played the game to impress each other.

Numerous incidents have been reported regarding Russian roulette. Many are teenagers, with some players as young as 14. (WTF) In his autobiography, Malcom X says that during his burglary career he once played Russian roulette, pulling the trigger three times in a row to convince his partners in crime that he was not afraid to die.

Siao siao man O.O

2009-04-30T19:16:00.008+08:00

WHY RESTAURANT CITY UNDER MANTAINENCE! ):

Okay so bored now. While i am waiting, i decided to bloghop and i came across this on kittystar:

Being unique or different is too overated.
Everyone wants to be "unique" but they all eventually end up as carbon copies who think they are "unique". Everyone claims that their style is "unique" and if everyone is "unique" it destroys the whole meaning of "unique", doesn't it? My kindergarten teacher lied when she taught us all to face the mirror and say "I am special" every morning when we wake up.

Ha ha. Mmm the english paper today was not exactly easy cause there were alot of chim words. I didnt know what the meaning of 'arid' was, so i just wrote 'hot and dry'. The meaning turned out to be just 'dry' but i hope the teacher will close one eye cause i wrote hot and dry ): Other that that the paper was fine. Oh i wrote my summary four times leh O.O

And social studies...sigh.

I need to bring a watch to the hall next time. I spent too much time on the SBQ and barely had enough for two of my 12-13 mark essays. My paper was supposed to end at 12.40pm but i only started on my essays half and hour before. I got the shock of my life when i glanced at the clock and realised i only had thirty minutes left -.- I've never written so fast (or so untidily haha) in my life.

My hand was feeling really numb and sore after the first essay cause of the speed at which i was writing so i let go of my pen for a while to like flex my fingers and stuff and then when i tried to hold the pen again it kept falling out of my hand! Haha i almost laughed out loud but then i remembered i still had one more essay to complete with only ten minutes left. So i gripped the pen real hard and chiong all the way. Good thing this was the third time doing the two essays. It was one of my assignment questions last year and it also came out during my end of years in 2008 so thank god i didnt have to think for long. But my second essay was only like 3/4 of the page cause there wasnt enough time -.- luckily this is not the O levels or not i will be like *bangs head against wall* And then when i let go of my pen after that my hand was trembling like crazy and i amused myself by watching my fingers shiver uncontrolably while the teachers collected our papers. And now i have a mini blister at the base of my thumb -___-

Kay so anyway. Restaurant city (an app on facebook) IS STILL BLOODY UNDER MANTAINENCE! So i will go and revise my math now... there's chinese and math paper 1 on monday. Not a very nice combination. I must make sure i sleep early the night before so i wont fall asleep during the papers -.-

Mmkay bai.

2009-04-29T18:22:00.006+08:00

I think this was during my cousin's brithday. See how sad i look in the last picture? Probably cause she has a cake and i dont. Haha. I remember we used to wake up at like 5.30am to dress up for church. We were always the best dressed. And our hairstyles were damn fanciful. And now... church starts at 9.30am but i only wake up at 9. And my mum and i only leave the house at 9.30 HAHA LAZYBUMZ.

I still have more photos, but its all kept in a couple of boxes in one of my cousin's rooms. Oh check out the second picture. We are only a year apart but lookie at the height difference O.O She was so fat and round and boing boing bouncy but now she's so thin haha. And btw the first two pictures were taken at my ex home, AKA Elias Green. I think i lived there for like 14 years AND NOW I REALLY REALLY MISS ELIAS GREEN SNIFF SNIFF.

Anyway, there's english and social studies papers tomorrow. English should be fine but shittttt im so scared for my ss even though its only my midyears...Just afraid i wont be able to answer the essay question ): Mmmk im off to revise. WORK HARD EVRYBDYZ!

2009-04-27T16:32:00.005+08:00

Thank god for tuition teachers! I would so so lost without them ):

Anyway, i had my very first paper(s) today and i MIGHT have written a little out of point for english. I dont know. I hope not. And lookie! HARRY POTTER! OMG IM SO SO SO EGGXITED I CANT WAIT TO WATCH IT ^^ This is not the official trailer btw. If you wanna see the official one you can head over to Renee's blog.

WHO WANT TO WATCH WITH MEEEEEE! ^^

and thinking about the weekend we were in love

2009-04-26T17:27:00.005+08:00

You watch him from a distance
You love to see him smile
You wish one day he might be yours
If only for a while

I went to ikea for dinner recently and it was really really crowded, so i stood near a table that was already finishing their meal so i could take their seat after they were done. And when they stood up, i was just about to put my stuff down when this mthrfkr just rushed over and plonked her fat ass on the chair and she just looked at me like, can you please go away cause im already sitting here, when its damn obvious i was gonna put my things there. So i told her nicely that i was here first. (but in actual fact i was going 'siam lah bitch i reached here first lah you blind ah?' )

Know what she said?

"But i sat here first what!"

DONT WANT FACE SIA! YOU THINK YOUR GRANDFATHER'S RESTAURANT AH? SO OLD (she's looked like she was in her late thirties) STILL DONT HAVE MANNERS YOU GOT NO MOTHER TO TEACH YOU IS IT. GAH SO PISSED.

Anyway, the table's previous occupants were watching the whole incident, so they were like, excuse me ma'am, the girl has been waiting here for the past ten minutes, would you please give the seat to her? You are being very unreasonable. So she had to, cause she there were about 6 people watching including me, and its very throw face (and childish) if you still dont wanna give up after so many people 'scold' you. So she just went "fine" and walked away haha.

PWNZ

2009-04-24T23:29:00.003+08:00

The class was noisy so Mr Lim Boon Huat turned off the lights and fans.

Katherine: Eh, Yintong! Go on the fan!
*Yintong gets up*
Lim Boon Huat: (to Yintong) What are you trying to do?
*Yintong goes back to his seat*
Katherine: (whispers) Eh Lim Boon Huat! On the fan!
Alyssa: (to kat) I dare you to say, "Boon Huat! On the fan!"
Katherine: "Ah Boon! On the fan!"
Seraphina: (from behind) "Boonieeeee! On the fan!"

Hahaha i just about died of laughter when i heard the 'Ah Boon' and the 'Boonie' part! I can imagine his wife calling him that. "Ah Boon ah! Can you fetch the kids to school? I have to reach the office earlier today!"

Ha ha.

2009-04-20T14:56:00.003+08:00

This film is about the hunger and poverty brought about by Globalization. There are 25,000 people dying everyday due to hunger and malnutrition. This short film shows a forgotten portion of the society. The people who live on the refuse of men to survive. What is inspiring is the hope and spirituality that never left this people.

SUPER DUPER SAD TEAR JERKING VIDEO. PLEASE WATCH THANK YOU.
( if you wanna see a clearer version go click the link at the bottom ^^)

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

2009-04-18T19:00:00.005+08:00

This is one of the reasons why i looooove David A. so much. Cause he's so personal with his fans (ie. his homemade videos) and he doesnt have the diva attitude like Mariah Carey (ie. doesnt wanna step into her hotel room if her bed sheets are not 400 thread count egyptian sheets or whatever)

I am now a puddle of mush on my computer chair....(*swoooooonzzzz*)

2009-04-07T20:11:00.006+08:00

Renee's birthday lunch on sunday. Haha.

The three other girls are my bestest friends in the whole wide world (woohoowoohoo) AKA My Happy Three Friends (Hahaha Sabrina!)

Play the video if you want to hear my maniacal laughter every 3 seconds -.-
Oh and check out the video from 0.28 seconds ^^
Okay bye.

2009-03-31T14:14:00.003+08:00

I realise i havent been blogging properly these few days. But really, if you go to school everyday...theres really nothing much you can blog about. Usually I wake up around 6.10am, leave the house at 7.15am and run to school with Evangeline to be there right on time. Which is 7.25am. Or sometimes we reach school at 7.26 am 0r 7.27 am. Then we have to wait in the foyer for the national anthem to finish before we can join our class. Haha. The latest i have ever arrived at school is 7.30am. Haha. Eh, but i've never gotten a single detention in my whole secondary school life. Make that primary school as well. Wahlao, didnt know i was that good ^^

So anyway, I spend the most part of lessons daydreaming and gossiping with Siu, Kat and Andy. And occasionally paying attention. (Hahaha) No lah, i'm actually pretty good at multi tasking! Haha, i can talk and pay attention one *grins* Hmm what else. Ohya. My phone died on me. It keeps turing itself off which is not very good cause my phone is also my alarm clock. And if it turns itself off in the middle of the night, it means my alarm clock wont ring in the morning. Which is why i am always late for school. Haaaaaaha. And another problem with my stupid phone is that when i receive calls, or if i call someone, that person cannot hear me and i also cant hear that person. DAMN ANNOYING! Soooo, my mum tried to send it to the sony erricson people, but it turned out that my warranty had already expired, and the estimated repair costs were like a hundred bucks. -.- Siao, so expensive. My spare phone is with my part time maid. SO NOW I HAVE TO USE MY MUM'S ANCIENT PHONE! NO BLUETOOTH! -.- My contract only expires next march sooo.... (-.-) Ohya! I heard David Archuleta IS COMING TO SGP! SO EXCITING! I WANNA GO TO HIS CONCERT! AND FETCH HIM FROM THE AIRPORT! And who wanna watch THE UNBORN with me? But you have to wait until i recover. Cause i just watched Coming Soon (thai horror film) and played hotel626, which is this damn scary game (DAMN YOU JOEL TAN! WHY YOU INTRO THIS GAME TO ME. HAHA) so now i cant really sleep properly. Yah i am weak like that. Cannot ah. Haha.

Mmm okay that aside, i also have to complain about the new lock in my rented apartment. (Okay we didnt rent the entire house. We only rented the room. But you get what i mean.) Cause when you wanna click the padlock back, you have to be really precise, or not the lock will get jammed and you have to spend a good 15 minutes trying to release the damn thing. Lots of homework piling up seeing as midyears are... OMG LESS THAN A MONTHS AWAY. And 209 days to the 'O's as of today. So scary. You know how all the seniors always say O levels are a piece of cake? But if you are actually preparing for it it doesnt really feel like a piece of cake. It feels more like 2 big (Secret Recipe size) cakes ): I just hope this year would pass more quickly. Next year brings many new things. And im looking forward to it. No offence, but i feel quite relieved that i dont have to stay on an extra year. Its only the beginning of my last year and already i cant wait to leave!!!!

Okay bye. I wanna go play Mafia Wars and Rock Legends on Facebook. (:

2009-03-27T16:38:00.003+08:00

95% TRUE! ME LIKEEEEE.

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

2009-03-22T19:41:00.009+08:00

IF YOU ARE VERY VERY BRAVE, GO PLAY hotel626.com!

(Pic removed. So scary until i dont even dare to go to my own blog. HAHA)

Here's a mini sneak peak. If you saw the woman's pic face on YOU WILL DIE OF FRIGHT! SHIT SO SCARY! This was introduced to me by one of my church friends...and he played it alone i think -.-

Anyway it scared the hell outta me. It only opens from 6am to 6pm though, but being the chicken that i am, i tried changing the computer clock time and refreshing the page. So if you are scared and you dont wanna play when its dark you can go change the time. Haha. And if you want it to be scarier, you can off the lights, put on headphones and play it alone!

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!

2009-03-20T09:52:00.005+08:00

Before i update the class bbq pictures:

A man was not really happy about his manhood. It was actually too long: 50cm long. He did not know what to do and went to Sangomato ask for advice. The Sangoma thought for a long time before she said:

"Walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. Ask the frog if it wants to marry you. If it says "no" your manhood will shrink by 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow by 10cm so the risk is yours."

The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk. He walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: "Will you marry me little frog?" "No", said the frog. The man ran home and measured his manhood.

Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so excited about the results, that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again. "Will you marry me little frog?" "No", said the frog. The man ran home and measured his manhood. Again he found that it had shrunk 10cmdown to 30cm. The man was thinking, "Hmmm 20cm, now that would be the perfect size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked him again "Will you marry me little frog?"

The frog answered him:

Man, what is wrong with you? I already told you: NO! NO! NO!

Moral of the story: Be thankful for what you have.

2009-03-17T21:23:00.000+08:00

BBQ TODAY! STILL EDITITNG PICS SO PEOPLE WHO OWE ME PICS PLS PUT ON FB!

2009-03-15T22:05:00.007+08:00

"I hate guys who make girls cry. I seriously do. I don't care if I don't know the girl that well but guys ARE NOT suppose to make girls cry. Guys who make girls cry are not guys at all. They are called are called Idiots. "
-Gillian

(Hahahaha my sentiments exactly!!!!)

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You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your very first day
You say hi to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way
It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here
For the next four years in this town
Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say
You know I haven't seen you around before.

'Cause when you're fifteen and
Somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen feeling like
There's nothing to figure out
But count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know
Who you're gonna be
Fifteen

You sit in a class next to a red headed Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls
Who think they're so cool
We'll be out of here as soon as we can
And then you're on you're very first date
And he's got a car and you're feeling like flying
And you're mama's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when you're fifteen and
Somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're fifteen and your first kiss
Makes you head spin 'round but
In your life you'll do things greater
Than dating the boy on the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen

When all you wanted
Was to be wanted
Wish you could go back
And tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna
Marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind
And we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and
Somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be
At fifteen

2009-03-12T22:51:00.003+08:00

HELLO! This was on Sunday! I left church early so i could meet the girls at 1.30pm at Whitesands. But then when i reached there, none of them were there so i called April. She told me to go to the Little IceCream Shop and tell the lady im Alyssa. So i did, and she gave me a card the size of a drawing block. (Oh and she said Happy Birthday to me) Haha, anyway, there was a map inside! Then i have to answer questions on the paper to get to the correct place! Hahaha omg so fun! It was like the amazing race. I panicked a little cause i'm very vey bad at directions, and i was wondering what the hell "BI" meant until i saw the bus interchange. Hahaha anyway i naturally arrived at the wrong place so i walked back from where I came from. Then i saw the rest walking towards me. And when they saw me the quickly tried to turn back! HAHAHA.

Anyway they purposely didnt talk to me on the way to the site (WALAO WHY EVERYONE ALWAYS DO THAT! HAHA) We reached the BBQ pit and set up all the stuff. There was soooo much food! Evan and April baked me a chocolate birthday cake. It was soooo good, but it melted cause it was so hot that day. Hahaha but it was still good anyway. They also made me this board thingy, with pictures and messages from my friends. They actually approached my friends and asked them to write messages! AH I AM SO TOUCHED. Anyway, there was like fishballs, pasta, potato salad,pizza etc! It got too hot so April went to find cardboards and newspapers and we had a picnic under a tree! Sounds nice right, but we were attacked by ants! HAHAHA and i though that only happened in storybooks wahahaha. Anyway we were supposed to cycle/blade but it was drizzling so we headed to April's house to put down our stuff and go to Ehub. We wanted to watch a movie initially but it was NC16 and only Felicia and me (hahaha yay) were of age so we decided against it and also cause Feli and Renee watched it before and it was sunday so movies were freaking 10 bucks.

Anyway (i realise i keep using this word -.-) THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE PRESENTS AND THE PARTY, I REALLY ENJOYED IT! The person who came up with the map thing is very creative! Hahaha. They also made me a david archuleta bookmark but it fell off!!!! GAH I AM SO SAD CAUSE I REALLY LIKED THE PICTURE ): Renee your birthday is coming soon! Hahaha dont worry i wont ignore you cause i know how it feels! Hahah kay bye :D

2009-03-08T13:07:00.003+08:00

HI. Thanks everyone for my wonderful birthday presents! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! Thanks for my clique and my clique five for planning alll the wonderful surprises! I AM SO TOUCHED *sniff sniff* Anyway, The class ignored me on my birthday on purpose. And they made me cry ): Hahaha actually i was talking to cuixia and then i just burst into tears and dunno who initiated the birthday song so the whole class (okay lah, not the whole class) sang a birthday song for me! And they gave me their cards and gifts! Hahaha thank you all so much! Joan gave me a really nice photo frame with a pic of me and her when we went to pasir ris park to cycle. Gillian gave me Merci chocolates! I am still eating them! Hahaha. Kat gave me 6 little cupcakes an a drawing that i said i liked! HAHA YAY SO NICE LEH YOU ALL <3

Anyway, after school I went to Ehub with Siu and Sam. Then Merlissa and Cheong (And jasper and Yintong) surprised me with a chocolate/coffee birthday cake! Hahaha walao, you all are damn nice to me! *sniffsssss* We took alot of pictures and kena chased away by the security guard. Hahaha I had alot of fun. Thank you sweeties! Then i headed to whitesands library to meet April, Renee and Evan. April and Renee left halfway through and they came back with a brownie with a stick poking through it (representing a candle -.- haha) and a lot of chocolate sauce on a plate which was supposed to be my name but it all smushed together so you cant really tell. But whatever, its the thought that counts! And they sang (okay they whispered) a brithday song cause we were in the library. Hahaha.

Mmmk headed home after that and dressed to meet my dad. He bought me my IPOD TOUCH! Yay im so excited! Its 16GB so i can put loadddddds of stuff and music and movies inside! My church camp is coming and im taking the coach, so this is JUST PERFECT! Thank you daddy even though you wont read this i think. Unless you are spying on me.

Okay byeeeee! Thank you all once again! <3

2009-03-05T18:09:00.003+08:00

HIHIHI I swear im gonna update soon! Just give me time to edit all my pics alright! Hahaha and thanks everyone for your birthday wishes! LOVE YOU ALL x100000000

Gillian: Hahahahaa i got those from the forums and laughed my ass offffff. And yeh! Im finally 16! Woohoo! NC 16 MOVIES ^^ Eh poor girl you still have....9 more months? hahahaha dont worry, IT'LL COME SOON!

Joel: THANK YOU ^^

Joan (Classmate): Hahahaah I hope i wont experience it ): Hahaha i cry very very very easily one! Super teens that time i bring one big box we share okay. hahaha.

Joan (Cousin): Hahaha thank you! WO AI NI TOO!

Janice: HAHAH THANKS SO MUCH! Eh you danced/cheered (?) really well today! hahaha ^^

Fatin: HAHA Thank you! Yalor! Lucky they spoke to me in the end or not i'll cy the whole day! Hahaha! Loves ^^

ANYWAY THANKS ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL CARDS AND PRESENTS. AND THE MANY SURPRISES WHICH I REALLY LOVED! (EXCEPT ONE. THAT MADE ME CRY ): HAHAHHAHAA. OKAY LOVE YOU ALL.

Where'd you go?

2009-02-27T23:21:00.013+08:00

Home>April>BK>Timezone>Lan>Mac>Home

Hi. I had alot of fun today! April met me at my house after school then we went to BK to study and eat her lunch. I was supposed to meet yt,kat,lj and zul (?) at 6.15 but it was pushed back to like 7pm. So while waiting me and April walked around whitesands, and we found....a Tapz card with 13 bucks inside. So April took it and we went to the timezone or whatever there to play our fill...Hahaha we kept playing the Daytona thing. And we kept tapping and tapping and tapping...First time i go timezone no need to worry about money haha!

Bumped into Darren,Wilson and Co. on the way... and also in the arcade. So we gave them the card after we finished using it..share the good stuff right? Haha. Went to lan shop after that...and bumped into them again! This time with Ben and JingGuo around i think. And a couple of others. We all played left4dead, and i was the noobest. Yt and Kat had to keep running back to save me hahahaha but ironically i was the last one standing HAHA.

And the indian man who owned the lan shop kept chasing us for money if we wanted to extend our time. Which is fine, but he kept doing it during the scary parts where everyone was getting attacked by the hordes -.- So anyway we left for Mac at around 9.. and Wilson and Co were there again -.- Also bumped into Bel and her friend.

And i laughed alot! I was the one who contributed the names Hu LiJing and Lilly Lee LiLi! Hahaha so funny! Imagine if your name was really Hu LiJing! You'll be the butt of all jokes lor. Haha.

Then Yt's friend called.

Friend: Who's with you?
Yt: Zul,LiJuan, Aly and Kat.

But the thing is that yt said zul,lijuan so fast that it sounded like Zhulijuan. Damn funny ^^

Oh and someone's username for l4d was PonyoTheFish. Hahah wtf pls.

Bused home with Lj and Kat after that, reached home at about 10 plus when i had my oral exam the next day! Naughty naughty -.- ANYWAY! I had fun! I cant wait to play again!

I think I...

2009-02-26T16:29:00.007+08:00

Forgot to add: i didnt want to wait for the rain to stop so i just walked home. And naturally i got soaked through. I felt like i was taking a shower -.- Haha it was fun yet uncomfortable at the same time. The last time i walked in such a heavy downpour was in sec 1. And i was in Central with April. I remember it clearly. Hahaha. Okay im gonna use my hair dryer to dry my chem textbook. Bye! ^^

Hahaha the whole class did the 'hail hitler' pose during the fun photo. Hahah damn funny!

Our class layout is now 2 by 2. So annoying cause i like to sit by myself -.- Anyway Yintong was sitting next to Siuli this morning (which was actually Andy's seat, but he was away so Yintong sat there for awhile) and he turned around to talk to Kat,Siu and me. Then Andy came back and....

Andy: 秀丽是我的! (Siuli is mine!)
Yintong: 借一下不可以 meh！(Borrow awhile cannot meh!)

So Andy left, but he came back awhile later.

Andy: 走开啦！(Go away lah!)
Yintong: 我再跟 Alyssa 讲话啦! Alyssa 又不是你的! (Im talking to Alyssa lah! Alyssa also not yours.)
Andy这边三个都是我的！(These 3 girls are mine!)
Yintong: -.-

ROFL made me laugh like siao.

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Studying has turned our brains into dust. Danny insists HCO3 is "hydronate" when its actually hydrogencarbonate -.-

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Andy kept writing George W Bush's name as George in his Social Studies SBQ.
Mr Faizal: Eh Andy, you think George Bush your friend ah?

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That aside, Im gonna get an ipod touch for my birthday! Hahaha im excited! Bye!

Seven days

2009-02-25T16:05:00.003+08:00

Hahaha does this sound familiar?

Hey people! I hope you have not realised that my birthday is coming in exactly a week's time! This is not a hint to anyone, especially my friends. Oh yeah, I really really like the super awesome *Mabelline Gel-Liner in 01 Black which you can get at any Watsons store a very affordable price! Unrelated but i remember a wise old man once said,"Giving is Caring." Also, i think a small birthday cake will make a great gift. I stress again, there is no way that this is a hint to my friends regarding my birthday which is approaching in a week's time.

April kept asking me what i wanted today. Hahaha and honestly i had a had time thing of what i wanted! And we're gonna celebrate my birthday on 8th march (?) I think. At least thats what they wrote on my "Tea Party Invitation" Hahahaha plus the pictures they drew of themselves were damn funny pls. Renee's eyes were normal, April's was slanted upwards...and Evan's one was damn bloody huge lol. Okay cant wait already!

2009-02-23T14:44:00.000+08:00

How to Handle Awkward Customers

During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport,
a crowded United flight was canceled.

A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.

He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but I've got to help these folks first,
and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed.
He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,
"Do you have any idea who I am?"

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled
and grabbed her public address microphone.

"May I have your attention please?"
she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at the gate
WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If anyone can help him find his identity,
please come to the gate."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United agent,
gritted his teeth and swore "(Expletive) you."

Without flinching, she smiled and said,
"I'm sorry, sir,
but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."

The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded loudly.
Although the flight was canceled and people were late,
they were no longer angry at United.

Love the way she was courteous yet sarcastic at the same time ^^

2009-02-21T17:37:00.000+08:00

This video always makes me cry no matter how many times i watch it. (Cause very touching, lol) I think Mr Woo showed it to our class during physics before:

2009-02-20T16:55:00.003+08:00

You can erase someone out of your mind,
But getting them out of your heart is another story...

Yay. Guess what after soooo long, i am allowed (uhm i think) to sponsor a child! ^^

Okay lah, Im too young to register myself as a sponser cause i think the mimnimum age is 21? But our plan is for my mum to transfer 28 bucks from my bank account each month and she uses her card or whatever to pay.

www.savethechildren.com (!!!!!!)

You know there was one case where this kid's parents died of AIDS, and her brother had to drop out of school to try and support them. He tried to grow corn but without his father's skills he couldnt grow enough to feed them, so he ended up selling charcoal but they can only earn US$4 a month O_o

Siao, one McDonald meal can already cost me more than US$4 -___-

And the best thing? I only have to pay $28 a month and the kid will be able to attend school, have basic medical care and hygiene education~

"But the children also benefit in ways you can't even imagine. The love you provide through a simple letter may be the encouragement a struggling girl or boy needs to make it through another day. You'll see up close and personal how you've given your child the chance for a better, brighter future. "

"How can you not be touched by the photographs ... the letters ... the drawings from your sponsored child? You'll see your child's face change and mature as he or she grows up happier and healthier — thanks to your caring and commitment.

When you become a child sponsor, it will forever change your life and the life of the child you sponsor. The special relationship you can develop with your child is something you'll both cherish forever."

As an individual child sponsor, each year you will receive:
A status report on your child
An updated photo
A drawing
Spring newsletter
Annual summary of your Country Office's Accomplishments
Programmes your child participated in
Voices magazine
Holiday mailing
Optional email updates
A regional progress report (first year only)

OKAY I AM EXCITEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE!

2009-02-19T17:38:00.005+08:00

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo", She said.

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'
words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he
replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHIT."

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.

The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.

The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells."

The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing:

"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

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BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug!”

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God...."

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me through all the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."

Old Fred’s hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn’t look good for him. Suddenly he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies. The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places it in his jacket pocket.

At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes that he’s wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. “Fred handed me a note just before he died,” he says. “I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration in it for us all.”

Opening the note, he reads aloud, “Help! You’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me.

Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?

"The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins! gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance,

Old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running.

About 15 seconds later....

The young rooster takes off running after him. They round the Front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch. When he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

The essay

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements: Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.

The prize-winning essay read:
"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

The officer wanting to be sure so he asked "Please step out of the car and show me."

So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now!"

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

2009-02-18T22:06:00.005+08:00

DAVID A. YOU'RE SOoOoOo AMAZING! HAHAHA.
Anyway, im so freaking pissed cause today i helped so many people take their chem worksheets...until i messed up my own pile so now i have 4 worksheets but 2 of them are the same! GAH. Do we have chem tomorrow? I wanna take the one i missed out on. This thing has been bugging me like the whole afternoon! And i think my POA worksheet 8 is still with cheong -.- I feel very uneasy when im so disorganized -___________-

2009-02-15T21:12:00.017+08:00

Edit: Looking for River Flows In You piano score by Yiruma!!!!

Anywaaaaaaay: Belated Valentine's Day!
At Changi Airport Terminal 3 (-.-)

Yay, had fun with you girls today bitching, camwhoring, scaring the shit out of each other with ghost stories, eating, talking....and the best part, gossiping about....the sec 4 bitch. HAHAHA. (Dont bother asking if you're the bitch cause if you suspect its yourself, then hell yeah its probably you ^^) Oh and see the pic with the half spoon half fork? I think theres a term for it, but the one we came up with is fork-spoon. Like, you have to say it really really fast and you have to drag the 'n' at the back!

Are you trying to pronounce it in your head? Cause i think it sounds really stupid hahaha.

Anyway....its back to school. Boring boring boring. And my birthday's coming in less than 3 weeks! Hahah (*hinthint*) but we're gonna celebrate it on 5th march instead cause its (supposedly) sports day. And the plan is...to go home and change and then go...somewhere. Woohoooo~ I cant wait ^^ I think this is gonna be like the best birthday ever ^^

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2009-02-14T17:56:00.006+08:00

Edit:

Taken on Sat...after SS remedial ^^

Hi. Happy Valentine's Day. Lijuan remembered the lil present i gave her yesterday...and she actually went out (?) and bought me a gift in return and passed it to me today...so sweet ah, thank you. I am very moved. Hahaha. Anyway I am still waiting for the pics from danny. I believe Joee is waiting also. FASTER LAH TAN KAI ZHEN WHOLE WORLD WAITING FOR YOU.